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Sista so fly, wanna slap her thigh?
Ka-thump her rump?
Head tossin’, braids flyin’
Hooves stompin’, nose flarin’
Sista ain’t carin’!
And around and around Sista goes.
Sista Pony be fixin’ all yo woes.
Baby ain’t cheap, baby ain’t blue
Baby gonna take you down to school.
Haven’t chu read?
Sista Pony be a thoroughbred.
High dollahs, diamond collars.
So fine, she got her own airline.
Thank you fo flyin’ the Sista Pony Skies.
Do you hear those sweet sounds?
Sista Pony be approachin’.
Hooves high, nose in the sky.
She be tellin’ all you clowns
Clip clop don’t stop
Sista Pony wants to trot.
What’chu have? What’chu want?
Sista’s got skillz to flaunt.
Show her yer dollah billz and frillz and money tillz.
Clip clop don’t stop
Sista Pony wants to trot.
Sista Pony’s full o thrillz.
What, chu wanna piece?
Sista Pony be mind trickin’,
She’s a trotting while tail flickin’.
All the others be chickin’.
Scared - cause she one fine mare.
You wanna know how to get this pony satisfied?
Her story ain’t so classified.
She be willin’ to share just to get you to care.
Say it again - this pony be one fine mare.
Sista Pony’s got a hungah
It be the size of thundah.
Hand over some sugar cubes and hay.
Sista Pony’s gonna make you say,
“NEIGH!!!”
Shhh…
Don’t show don’t tell.
This pony’s got a jingle bell
full of love for the thugs.
She wears Lugz.
Come and git your licks,
Sista Pony’s got the kicks.
She ain’t nuthin but a fine mama.
Sista Pony make you wanna…
*Unh*
Sista Pony want chu to know that she be HOT TO TROT.
Sista be winning all the races down at the track.
She’ll win you one large sack full of cracked
Corn.
All the other pony’s be worn, so forlorn.
Bet big, bet hard.
This pony’s got the mighty thighs and the mighty rump
To make you fo’get your change be CHUMP!
After the win, she gonna sing her big whinny song.
Won’t be long
Till you be rakin’ in the riches
Cause she outshine all them bitches.
You know what Sista Pony be wantin’ after da win?
Come on Daddy Mac,
Give her some oats
Out of her sack.
This pony’s victory ain’t no sin.
To keep this baby safe and sound,
Give Sista a nice rub down.
RUUUUUB DOOOOWN.
