Sista so fly, wanna slap her thigh?
Ka-thump her rump?
Head tossin’, braids flyin’
Hooves stompin’, nose flarin’
Sista ain’t carin’!
And around and around Sista goes.
Sista Pony be fixin’ all yo woes.
Baby ain’t cheap, baby ain’t blue
Baby gonna take you down to school.
Haven’t chu read?
Sista Pony be a thoroughbred.
High dollahs, diamond collars.
So fine, she got her own airline.
Thank you fo flyin’ the Sista Pony Skies.
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April 13, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Robert
Ok - I’m confused. Are we talking about “Pony” here, or an actual pony, or a weird amalgamation of the two? Because the braids line… Are you writing these as if “Pony” were signing these?
Splain.
April 14, 2008 at 8:15 am
Isabelle
Sista Pony is a thoroughbred mare. She races down at the Hollywood Track in Inglewood, CA. Her mane is woven into long black braids. Sometimes with beads on the ends, sometimes pulled back in a scruchie tie. She wins a lot of races and allows her owners to live a lavish lifestyle. If you’re looking to rake in the dough, bet big and bet hard.
Also, Sista Pony does sing. She has been taking vocal lessons down at a community college.
It might interest you to know, that Sista Pony is a messy eater.
April 15, 2008 at 9:57 am
apollocreed
i confused on these posts.
April 15, 2008 at 9:57 am
apollocreed
uh - i also can’t type.