Sista Pony be mind trickin’,

She’s a trotting while tail flickin’.

All the others be chickin’.

Scared - cause she one fine mare.

You wanna know how to get this pony satisfied?

Her story ain’t so classified.

She be willin’ to share just to get you to care.

Say it again - this pony be one fine mare.

Sista Pony’s got a hungah

It be the size of thundah.

Hand over some sugar cubes and hay.

Sista Pony’s gonna make you say,

“NEIGH!!!”