Sista Pony want chu to know that she be HOT TO TROT.

Sista be winning all the races down at the track.

She’ll win you one large sack full of cracked

Corn.

All the other pony’s be worn, so forlorn.

Bet big, bet hard.

This pony’s got the mighty thighs and the mighty rump

To make you fo’get your change be CHUMP!

After the win, she gonna sing her big whinny song.

Won’t be long

Till you be rakin’ in the riches

Cause she outshine all them bitches.

You know what Sista Pony be wantin’ after da win?

Come on Daddy Mac,

Give her some oats

Out of her sack.

This pony’s victory ain’t no sin.

To keep this baby safe and sound,

Give Sista a nice rub down.

RUUUUUB DOOOOWN.