I think we can pretty much all agree that The Jonas Brothers are the new Hanson.

Similarities - young one, cute one, not cute one, totally Christian.

The Jonas Brothers wear rings proclaiming that they’re saving themselves for marriage. How do you rock like that? Or pop like that? I’m not quite sure if they’re rock or pop. Perhaps it’s a Christian blend of both.

Christian rock bands seem to always be formed by guys with faux hawks or shaved heads, big earrings, tribal tattoos, chunky rings and wallet chains. Because, you know, Christians can be cool too! But there, that’s the thing that gets me - the Christian’s idea of what looks/is cool. Do you think that they think that if Jesus was walking among us, he would be wearing a wallet chain and Oakleys and going into a tattoo parlor to get a killer calf tat?