Charley and I have resorted to wearing earplugs for sleep survival. Horrible and hideous neighbors.

I have weird shaped ear cavities. I’ve always known this. I’ve never been able to correctly wear earbuds/phones and have always had a hard time putting in earplugs. I was very frustrated the other night trying to put these in because all I wanted was to sleep and dumb egg face and his girlfriend were preventing me from doing so. So Charley had to come in and assist me. After a few minutes, he concluded that yes, I do have weird shaped ear cavities. Finally he believes me.

Well, he examined my ears for a bit and then decided that the only way to successfully insert the anti-egg face device is to pull on my ear to extend or straighten out my cavity for the plug. It worked. Now he has to do this every night for me.

I’m going to get those neighbors. I swear. Maybe I’ll bake them an earplug casserole.