I sit across the hall from the Leader of the BFF Crew.

March 13, 2008 at 12 p.m.

Girl BFF peeks into Leader BFF’s office and says, “Hey homie!” She walks in. Leader BFF, while typing, says, “Hey gorgeous.” Girl BFF responds with, “Waasssuuppppppppp.” They sit in silence for five minutes. Then Leader BFF says, “Let’s go eat!” They exit to find the remaining BFF members.