Two things I experienced/overheard at Target this weekend:

1) A 17-year-old girl exclaimed, loudly, right behind me, “OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT!!!!” and then pushed her way past me to a wall of “pop-culture” t-shirts. She jabbed at it with her pudgy hand and turned her head to look and scream at her friend, “IT SAYS VALLEY GIRL!!! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!” Wow, wooooooooooooooooow.

2) I overheard a child say to her parent, “I may have given up on Hannah Montana, but I still like her style.”