World Fraarzes
I’m a little late on this. Weezer’s latest single has been out for a bit now and I’m sure everyone has had their said regarding the material. I just heard it yesterday while driving. Something about Timbaland being on top of the charts and getting together to perfect the art…
It’s time to purchase a rhyming dictionary.
Dr. Phil is a jackass.
I watched a preview of his next episode. The preview shows an old man hooked up to a lie detector and Dr. Phil asks him, “have you ever touched your grandchild inappropriately?” The grandfather says no, the machine goes nuts and a woman in the audience screams and puts her face in her hands. Is she perhaps the mother of the inappropriately touched child?
I think it’s good to put a stop to child molestation, but it shouldn’t be done in front of America by Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil is a money hungry evil pervert. Shame on you, Dr. Phil, shame.
Sista so fly, wanna slap her thigh?
Ka-thump her rump?
Head tossin’, braids flyin’
Hooves stompin’, nose flarin’
Sista ain’t carin’!
And around and around Sista goes.
Sista Pony be fixin’ all yo woes.
Baby ain’t cheap, baby ain’t blue
Baby gonna take you down to school.
Haven’t chu read?
Sista Pony be a thoroughbred.
High dollahs, diamond collars.
So fine, she got her own airline.
Thank you fo flyin’ the Sista Pony Skies.
Do you hear those sweet sounds?
Sista Pony be approachin’.
Hooves high, nose in the sky.
She be tellin’ all you clowns
Clip clop don’t stop
Sista Pony wants to trot.
What’chu have? What’chu want?
Sista’s got skillz to flaunt.
Show her yer dollah billz and frillz and money tillz.
Clip clop don’t stop
Sista Pony wants to trot.
Sista Pony’s full o thrillz.
What, chu wanna piece?
This was shared with me and now I’m sharing with you.
Who wants to jam? Jam. Jamming. Jammin’. JAMZ.
*UPDATE*
I can’t stop watching this. “More cowbell” has only one instance of cowbell at the end. “Jam Session” is my favorite. I enjoy how they turn the jam over to each other.
Sometimes they’ll twiddle their fingers over the beamz and sometimes they’ll just hold their hand there, but it makes the same sound.
**UPDATE**
The video is no longer available. Sad day.
This is always amusing.
Sista Pony be mind trickin’,
She’s a trotting while tail flickin’.
All the others be chickin’.
Scared - cause she one fine mare.
You wanna know how to get this pony satisfied?
Her story ain’t so classified.
She be willin’ to share just to get you to care.
Say it again - this pony be one fine mare.
Sista Pony’s got a hungah
It be the size of thundah.
Hand over some sugar cubes and hay.
Sista Pony’s gonna make you say,
“NEIGH!!!”
The best slippers are from Poland. Polish mountain people make them. Mine are getting very old. I need to get more. Get me more. Get me 100 of them.
This is what they look like:
I played poker Friday night. I got second place.
This weekend I decorated a lot.
I installed a curtain hanger. I’m the handyman of the household. Charley holds things for me or hands me items. We needed a bug catcher for the sliding door so I put up this netting. And then I sewed some butterflies and dragonflies on it so it looks like they got caught in the netting.
I finally hung up paintings and frames. And I put up some paper butterflies. Oh, and I fixed up a nice music player for us. It’s embedded into the bookshelf.
It’s all very nice. Soothing, comforting, peaceful, relaxing. All good things.
My mom and youngest sister with her baby are visiting. It’s nice to be with them and my nephew is totally a future heart breaker.
Mia and Joe got haircuts. They look amazing. Mia looks even tinier. And Joe is just totally handsome now. No more Fabio hair.
I’m sleeping right now. Charley got some sleeping pills yesterday and took them last night. He’s been having problems sleeping. I decided to take some as well just to check it out. Also, I was hoping that they would put me into a deep enough sleep that I wouldn’t be disturbed by our neighbors. I took them too late though so I’m still sleeping now.
Splat.
Shhh…
Don’t show don’t tell.
This pony’s got a jingle bell
full of love for the thugs.
She wears Lugz.
Come and git your licks,
Sista Pony’s got the kicks.
She ain’t nuthin but a fine mama.
Sista Pony make you wanna…
*Unh*
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